Well we're not plumbers, either.
Zack: You see, this is why I’m Mario and you’re… Toad. Possibly the blue Yoshi, depending on our whereabouts and your attire at the time.
Stosh: WHAT?! Come on Zack, why the hell am I TOAD?!
Zack: He’s funny. He’s got a big head.
Stosh: THAT’S BECAUSE HE’S A MUSHROOM, ZACK!
Zack: You keep SAYING that, but I just don’t see it.
Stosh: You’re nuts, man. If ANYTHING, I’m Luigi!
Zack: Dude no way! We’re not even dressed similarly, you’re being completely ridiculous. Besides, do you own ANYTHING in green?
Stosh: …I’m taller than you.
Zack: Not by much.
Stosh: STILL! AND I’m skinnier!
Zack: We’re not brothers.
Stosh: Yeah, well, we’re not plumbers, either.
Zack: I rest my case.